berry blaster

to inject ones testicles with berry juice for a tasty suprise when you hit the old G spot.

yeah give me that berry blaster!

by stackattack January 2, 2011

master blaster

The midget controlled behemoth from Beyond Thunderdome. He's pretty ripped but pretty stupid=can really fuck some shit up.

Old Master Blaster is at it again with the chainsaw and all. Just a cuttin and a punchin and all he's got is that crazy blacksmith aussie midget to love em...well plus me of course.

by Sky Puncher August 18, 2006

Ghetto Blaster

buy a 2 liter of sprite, twist up, or 7 up.

empty half of it, refill with whisky.

drink out of the 2 liter bottle.

thats a Ghetto Blaster

lets make some Ghetto Blasters and dance our asses off

by Deuce Machine July 12, 2009

cherry blaster

Basically meaning a penis. (i.e. since a woman losing her virginity was to have said to have had her "cherry popped".)

Guy 1: So, how were things with Janet last night?
Guy 2: Awesome! I got that cherry good with my cherry blaster.

by The Scientist September 3, 2006

early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens

"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.

by JaneS September 25, 2006

master blaster

to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.

i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.

by smacky October 3, 2004

Blaster

star wars slang for a laser gun

hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

by bantha_fodder April 10, 2006