The least attractive female in a group of females. Normally, female friends/aquaintances like to attach ballast to their group to make themselves look better.
Tom: Hey Rob check out that group of hotties over there by the bar.
Rob: Yeah but the one with the huge funbags is so ballast.
Tom: I'd still do her though, wouldn't you?
Rob: In a heartbeat
Rob: Yeah but the one with the huge funbags is so ballast.
Tom: I'd still do her though, wouldn't you?
Rob: In a heartbeat
by Kevin Mooney October 5, 2006
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The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.
Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
by Krazy Kyle February 1, 2008
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The Monkey and the Lion
Got to talking one day.
Monkey looked down and said, Lion,
I hear you's king in every way.
Got to talking one day.
Monkey looked down and said, Lion,
I hear you's king in every way.
by Kimberly Vaught July 8, 2004
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Girl: "If we are going to have sex then you arent supposed to have bhalline smelling underwear!" *leaves*
Boy: "Fuck you I like the smell!" *Smells and throws up. Goes next day to school to refresh the smell*
Boy: "Fuck you I like the smell!" *Smells and throws up. Goes next day to school to refresh the smell*
by Zeroth_Htorez February 28, 2008
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