bejizzle

To engage in sexual activity with someone- usually implies jizzing on/in them. Only men can perform bejizzlement

I bejizzled your mom.

by marcy, son, whut December 13, 2005

Beijing Bar Mitzvah

The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.

After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.

Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.

by Joost De Egressor March 13, 2008

Benfica

A big European club situated in Lisbon, Portugal. It has over 15 million fans world wide. And it't the club on the Guiness Book of Records of being the club with the most members in the world. (165,000) Benfica hs been very successful over the years winning; 31 Portuguese league titles, 24 Portuguese Cup titles. Internationally they've won 2 Uefa Champions League titles (61 & 62), and they made it to the final another 6 times. Benfica has also made it to the Uefa Cup final once.

Benfica plays in the Estadio da Luz (Stadium of Light) which was recently renovated (Euro 2004), and given a new nickname "A Catedral" (The Cathedral)...In important matches it usually fills up and fans like to turn it to "O inferno." (The stadium of Hell -towards the visiting team).
Benfica's symbol is the Eagle. The club has an actual Eagle (named Victoria) that flies over the stadium before important matches- where the fans go wild!!!
Some important stadium songs are "SLB Glorioso & "Ninguem para o Benfica."

Benfica is the greatest club of Europe!!!

by Rutgers69 August 2, 2007

Beijing Carwash

When a female douches with bleach in an attempt to have back alley abortion of sorts.

Cashier: Hey, what's this bleach for?
Woman: Oh, you know. Got knocked up, need a Beijing Carwash.
Cashier: Bitchin'!

by Nocturnal Abortion November 27, 2006

bengis

the term for a young man who spends his days defacating on public properties, spontaneously ejaculating on a bi-weekly basis, and generally scaring off members of the opposite gender or otherwise. often seen deeply breathing by self in corners in malls, restaurants, etc. However, individuals of the first name or surname of Bengis have been blessed by the dance gods, and possess a few of the sickest moves ever seen outside of south central Los Angeles

Girl: Oh my God! Look at Bengis go!
Guy: Yeah, but that kids weird as shit.
Girl: But he can dance like fucking crazy!
Guy: I think he just jizzed in his pants.
Girl: Oh. -Walks off-

by Jackie Q August 3, 2010

bengina

nickname, comonally used for older siblings. Mix of the name Ben and Vagina. pronounced- ben-juy-nah

"josh clean my room." "get stuffed bengina"

by josh bbbb April 22, 2006

beijing beijing

The best chinese food take out and fine dine restaurant in Ahwatukee, Phoniex. Beijing Beijing dream team runs that place and the owners are Michelle and Kirby and they dont do shit they just get their workers to do it for them.

Yoooo, Lets run down to Beijing Beijing to get some Fried Rice.....
Shrimp Fried rice fo life
Nah Kung Pao Chicken man
Check out the new Seafood menu
Dude i asked for Salmon and the lady said they sell Semen sauce.... lol

by Bronx Albo Gangsta December 28, 2005