Blender

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.

I had a blender last night

by Richard Black December 30, 2003

Blender

A euphemism for sex, used a bit in a popular thread on the MegaTokyo messageboards by BozoCat, in the thread MT:tC of ph34r and b33r. Typically, BozoCat's character in the thread(which is a forum RPG), Nicholas, has used it a bit.

Sayt: "So, have you uh... Blender... With her yet?"

MS: "wait, WHAT?"

Sayt: "never mind."

by MS-9600UDLS May 21, 2009

Harlem Blender

v. The act of defecating in one's partner's oral cavity. The defecating party then proceeds to insert their Penis* into the partners oral cavity in a swirling motion as to reproduce the cyclic motion of a blender.
*If the defecating party lacks a penis or similar penetrating organ, a similar straight, firm object will suffice.

I gave my girlfriend a Harlem Blender last night and now my dick stinks to all hell and I'm afraid to kiss her.

It's always best to give your girlfriend a Harlem Blender before you break up with her.

by Calick J. Jarian October 11, 2008

blender

group sex

"Man, were you there at the blender last night?!
"Naah, I was sick. How was it??"
"Dude, it was SICK. there were like 12 people there!"
"I can't believe i missed it!"

by _jeeeeeeny March 29, 2009

Bellend

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Adam cooper is a bellend

by Fuckedoff4ever July 17, 2019

bellendish

very, very good

Neglia in S.F.

by BB Nominee January 9, 2004

Blender

A Blender is the act of ramming one's fist up an asshole and twisting it around numerous times. Often creates a large amount of residue of various liquids and organ remains.

Me: "Dude, I just gave a chick a blender!"

Jeff: "Oh, that explains the smell and stains."

by RAMMNATION December 30, 2009