Skip to main content

Fatherless behavior

People who lost a father after he went to get the milk
Ong guys, I'm fatherless :(
Which means I'll soon have fatherless behavior :(
by That_LumineSimp April 24, 2023
mugGet the Fatherless behavior mug.

beatiful

1. That Prison is beatiful

2. Music is great because it's so beatiful
by Microbe April 14, 2005
mugGet the beatiful mug.

Harney Beating

A harsh beating given by multiple amounts of people towards one person usually involving smeagling, tity twisters, and being tied up with yellow rope all at the same time. A Harney Beating is received when you are either acting tough, gay or you just look like you deserved a beating. It originally got its title from one person by the name of Harney who was unfortunately beaten when he acted with the characteristics just described above.
Yo this kid is trying to act tough, we need to give him a Harney Beating to get him back in line.
by Bubbis May 23, 2006
mugGet the Harney Beating mug.

Beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020
mugGet the Beating my meat mug.

Expedition Behavior

This term refers to being on your best behavior when doing bad ass masculine shit like climbing rugged peaks so people put up with you and don't push you off a cliff.
There are many unspoken rules of good Expedition Behavior such as:
Don't fart in the tent.
Try to retain some hygiene- other people have to look at and smell you.
Don't be a lazy ass- carry your own weight.
Don't be cocky.
Joe was not on his best Expedition Behavior. He chewed his ramen with his fucking mouth open, smelled like a rotten llama, and bitched about his hangnail while we were summiting the north face of K2. Therefore Joe is no longer with us- he never made it down the mountain and there were no witnesses.
by fuzzywuzzy242 November 15, 2010
mugGet the Expedition Behavior mug.

beating the bald midget

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.
I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.
by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010
mugGet the beating the bald midget mug.

beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it
Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend
by big man with little things April 14, 2018
mugGet the beating the shit out of your midget friend mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email