deuce bagelo

A name given to someone who is addicted or frequently eats bagels. And/or has the gift of God to eat a bagel in just two bites. May also be given to someone who hustles bagels.
Derived from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Mauricio: "May I have a piece of that bagel?"
Big Boi: "No!"
Mauricio: "Pff. You're a deuce bagelo.

by t3rd November 8, 2007

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Bananto Bagel

The act of putting your dick in the hole of a bagel, then proceeding to fuck a girl anally who just took a shit and didn't wipe then after, she then eats the shit covered bagel, bite by bite off your dick.

i totally gave that girl the bananto bagel yesterday!!

by supperrslut6969XxX June 29, 2011

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begel • Begela • bagel • Beelzebub • bageling • bageled • Beels • bagel boy • bageldog • bebel

Beelzeboobs

The boobs on a woman wearing a standard devil costume for Halloween.

There was a big-breasted woman at the party who was dress in a red leotard, sporting horns, a cape, and a pitchfork. She had Beelzeboobs !!

by Johnny Tootles September 7, 2008

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Hairy Bagel

The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.

"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."

"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"

by finnegan217 December 4, 2006

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Bagel with Cream Cheese

When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.

I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.

by Jersey DMP September 30, 2008

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