Patrick Bateman

not a sigma male, but rather an npc

14 year old boy: "patrick bateman is such a sigma male"
patrick bateman: *kills homeless man*

by skibbidybompmmbadap March 10, 2023

cele-bate

To celebrate by furiously masturbating.

I passed all of my final exams, time to cele-bate.

by jms1212 December 28, 2011

Baezed

Frequent rejection by those who question your abilities and perceive you as being inferior or not skilled enough to perform at their level.

I got Baezed by the cheering committee who didn't think I was up to being team captain.

by The tower of Babel June 21, 2011

Bate Mate

A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.

"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"

"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."

"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."

"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"

by The Smifter March 25, 2012

bathectomey

getting into a very hot tub of water, thereby cooking your balls, before sex.

They were out of condoms, so he took a bathectomey.

by Schark August 9, 2008

bate my hook

To jack someone off

Lady:"im bored, what should we do?"
Fella:"Well...you could bate my hook...?"

by Pearly Pete November 22, 2009

Batenap

The act of masturbating in order to more easily fall asleep when trying to nap.

(While at school) I have nothing to do today and I'm not really that tired, I guess I'll just go batenap in an empty classroom.

by HamsterBoo April 3, 2011