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BATTERY ASSERTION

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.
Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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battery sniffing

by Battery sniffer 420 November 25, 2021
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BATTERY LOW

When you're having sex and literally about to nut, but you feel your body giving up failing. A common side effect is the screaming of the words "BATTERY LOW" followed by your partner yelling back "Char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE".
Cayde: Argh fuck BATTERY LOW!
Mara: Don't worry babe! char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE"
Cayde: Let's get this shit
by Silly sausage January 29, 2022
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Battery Dildo

A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.

The term was popularized by Cathode Ray Dude on YouTube in 2021, although it may have been in use prior to this.
In lieu of powering his camera with a battery, Gavin chose to use a battery dildo with a wall wart.
by Ronjoe223 March 19, 2022
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Batteries

when you are with a friend or friends and you see your principle you have to whisper “batteries” in your friends ear if you are in a “batteries radius” Aka 30 ft” . If you see your female principle it’s pretty similar you just whisper “female batteries “. Pretty simple
Hey Jake I need to whisper you something, okay , “batteries’ oh shit yea batteries.
by anonymous June 18, 2022
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Buterify slayed that last edit. It totally should have gone viral.
by Raramamama June 21, 2022
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buterify

I loved Buterify's last edit
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