Baboon Ass

Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.

After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.

by Aloicious September 9, 2003

Baron Von Stink Finger

The act of inserting your own index finger into your ass crack to achieve a high level of ass stink then sneaking up behind your best friend and rubbing your finger under his nose to transfer your ass stink onto his upper lip.

After soccer practice, Bobby came up behind me and gave me the fucking nastiest Baron Von Stink Finger ever. I just about threw up.

by gkriz September 11, 2009

The Baron

A rather tall individual hailing from Huyton who can supply one with any item they may require.

"Yeah man, The Baron hooked me up with some good shit!"

by J-Me June 11, 2006

Baboon

The creature trapped in Monica's vagina.

Daniel: What is that horrible shrieking noise!?!?!
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.

by The Big Bopper July 31, 2006

baboon face

Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.

Fiona, you have a baboon face!

by K-Dawg February 13, 2003

red baron

a ganster ass mother fucker who doesnt give a fuck about human life, who can hit any target, and will fly in any weather.

arron the red baron smoked some fools try'in to jock our nuts.
after doing some bad ass shit you have reached(red baron status)

by rsxboysarehot September 9, 2006

Bafoon

Dumbass dork brains, brains attached to their ass. An insult to baboons.

"I know that movie, the main character is that chick with the blonde hair" ......You bafoon!

by Me...the Inventor April 5, 2005