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barcomb

One who installs performance parts on vehicles that end up going 10 mph.
One who also trouble shoots an ECU by test and checking the gas pedal.
One who plays tag at a maturing age and hurts one self sober.
"Hey man how's it going?"
"I pulled a Barcomb this weekend."
"A Barcomb?"
"I was playing tag and fell flat on my face."
"Were you drinking?"
"No."
"Retard."

"I ran through some water an now my car is messed up. I think it's the ECU."
"How'd you come to thy conclusion?"
"I checked my gas pedal."
"Are you a Barcomb?"
by Wheredafuqiswaldo289 January 22, 2014
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butt broom

the use of ones mustache or upper lip hair to groom the other parties ass
Tom Selleck has an industrial strength butt broom.
poop broom mustache butt brush
by allthecash December 2, 2009
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Filthy Broom

A vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.
There was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. That broom was just filthy, pure filthy.
by Dew Dropping January 19, 2011
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Bahoomjafax

Bahoomjafax is known as the acctual sound of fat bouncing up and down while one(of stocky stature) walks and/or jumps.
"wht's that?"
"bahoomjafax....bahoomjafax!"
"Nvm, its just Tim that fat fuck."
by ScRom May 15, 2006
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Broomitis

The act of becoming a broom to get out of a bad relationship.
Person 1: i'm not really a man, I'm a woman
Surprised spouse: You're a "wumun"?
Person 1: I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Surprised spouse: You're a horse?
Person 1: I'm not really a horse I'm a broom....
*Broom tips over*
Damn, that Broomitis is serious.
by Nykkee February 13, 2010
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Brooming

Are you brooming the floor
by me9000 June 3, 2018
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Bajoomba

The act of groping a womans breasts who have a cup size of greater than F. Whilst the groping commences the phrase 'bajoomba' must be exclaimed to make it acceptable.
It is an act that is enjoyed by both the recipient and the participant and tends to happen regularly.
See boodoo for women who have smaller breasts.
man1: woooooooooooooah look at the size of her knockers
man2: I know what you mean, I would love to bajoomba her!

woman1: did you just see the man grope that womans large breasts?
woman2: I did indeed, but it's okay, it was a bajoomba

would you say mine are a bajoomba?
no, they look more like a boodoo to me
by HangReaper February 28, 2011
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