Baptism

slapping the head of one's penis to another person's forehead, usually achieved stealthily

My girlfriend fell asleep watching t.v. on the couch, so I snuck up behind her, and woke her up with a ferocious baptism.

by phrobowroe March 16, 2009

Baptish

Sort of Baptist, sort of not.

I was raised Baptish. We only went to church when we were bored.

by Patatapang Pupeerputug August 1, 2008

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of people that provokes and loves to incite hate and racism. They truly do give Christians a bad name.

Westboro Baptist Church is sponsored by yours truly the prince of darkness, Lucifer.

by TheWhiteBowser July 21, 2016

buffalo baptism

Chugging a beer and bodyslamming a table, breaking it in two. Made famous by the Bills Mafia of Buffalo, NY.

After the Bills clinched a playoff spot, the Bills Mafia gathered by the hundreds outside the stadium to give each other buffalo baptisms.

by justadam January 2, 2018

Baptist Boilermaker

A tall cup of coffee with a shot of espresso.

so named because it is the same concept as a regular boilermaker and non-alcoholic, as many Baptists abstain from alcoholic beverages.

Bob is studying for final exams all night and had a Baptist boilermaker to help keep him awake.

by Ted M 1980 December 9, 2009

Westboro Baptist Church

An extremely nice group of levelheaded rational thinkers who are active in promoting the influence of gay culture into contemporary American society. One of the very few gay friendly churches, in fact their pastor is a lesbian. They rally to support the troops in in the Middle East and pay their respects at the funerals of KIA soldiers. Extremely misunderstood.

Westboro Baptist Church Member #1: Hey lets go spread the loving word of God while making this country more gay friendly and open minded!

Westboro Baptist Church Member #2: Tell ALL the people!

by spengebab November 27, 2011

Lesbian Baptism

A sexual act involving two girls and one guy. The two girls' mouths are filled with water as each one sucks on one of the guy's individual testicles. They should preferably be blondes.

Guy #1: Duuuudeeee remember those two hot chicks at the party last night? I got a Lesbian Baptism from them.
Guy #2: Score!

by NoVA B!tch August 6, 2011