badger farts

Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.

Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.

Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them

"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.

"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.

by scodder May 18, 2010

Rusty Badger

This phrase has no apparent meaning, however appears to be of a sexual context no matter how it is used.

Go on, get your rusty badger out!

by xiTz Sparky June 4, 2010

kiss of the badger

when one allows onself to go flaccid during anal sex and pees in their partner's anus

Daniel totally gave the whole Cobra Kai dojo the kiss of the badger when he peed in their butts last thursday

by kotb September 30, 2007

Honey badger

The Honey badger has been referred to as "the meanest animal in the world", and they are often considered to have no enemies, apart from man. They are a tenacious small carnivore that has a reputation for being, pound for pound, Africa's most fearless animal despite its small size. They are reputed to go for the scrotum when attacking large animals.

Some people share similar characteristics with the honey badger. They are persistent when they are after something. Once provoked they become ill-natured and intimidating.

by smatty21 December 8, 2011

sky Badger

The lesser known sky badger is a small striped animal that flies through the air with grace and presence. Sky badgers are approximately 1-2cm in length and have stripes, similar to the contemporary badger. They burrow to find their home and collect pollen. Sky badgers are often referred to as 'bees'.

"Look at that sky badger!"
"That's not a fish badger, it's a sky badger"
"Ow, I've been stung by a sky badger"
"That sky badger's honey is nice"

by Bobbojenkins July 30, 2006

cock badger

one with a cock that uses it as a weapon
a name of someone you hate or just feel like telling them something

dude, shut up, your such a cock badger

what a cock badge

by tiffy baby April 30, 2008

Badger's Den

Slang reffering to the set of a pornographic film featuring midgets.

"...when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den..."

by Dexter_Rex September 20, 2011