To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.
"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"
"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"
"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"
"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"
"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"
by Your Boy95 October 17, 2011
A large quarter ounce container composed of at least four different kind of spicy, 0.99 bag of spicy chips drenched in one or more Mexican spicy sauces and lemon juice. Most notably used in Latin Southern California as a recreational stimulant that induces heavy breathing, perspiration, and burning feces
by Azabazalia July 26, 2010
by IVBrothers July 03, 2009
by Jeph Russl January 30, 2017
A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.
1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.
by mitzo2010 March 14, 2010
where the thumb is inserted into the anus and the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina to be used for foreplay stimulation
by Mike41886 January 26, 2009
If a person 'bats and bowls', they are bisexual.
Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.
Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.
Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."
Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."
Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."
by gooseyganda October 25, 2020