To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.
"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"
"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"
"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"
"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"
"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"
by Your Boy95 October 17, 2011
Get the Avocado Bowlmug. Championship game for last place in a fantasy football league resulting in the losing party to have to wear a dress and take a picture of it for other league teams enjoyment. Commonly also known has the "Toliet Bowl with Punishment". If the losing participant refuses to participate, they are kicked out of the league.
by JesusLovesNorton December 11, 2013
Get the Norton Bowlmug. by Non-hodgkin's potato March 14, 2020
Get the Bowl Breakermug. If a person 'bats and bowls', they are bisexual.
Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.
Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.
Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."
Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."
Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."
by gooseyganda October 25, 2020
Get the Bats and bowlsmug. A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.
1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.
by mitzo2010 March 14, 2010
Get the Pollock the bowlmug. A bowl of Halloween candy, left unguarded in front of a house, because the family is too lazy to give it out. Usually accompanied by a sign saying "please take only one," etc. Highly ineffective.
by JetTripleSeven October 30, 2011
Get the trust bowlmug. High As A Mothafucka
by john1234norris24 July 24, 2011
Get the Bowled Outmug.