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Bonk

"Bonks" are powerful smacks of customer driven engagement and next-level interactivity experience. You might think of it like the moguls to make next direction turns on a ski slope or the bonk experience in the classic wac-o-mole game. "Bonks" are open interactive touchable layers through Mogul’s patented over the top platform technology. Shopping carts, product links, seek links, surveys, polling, mogul.live
The bonks on that influencer's Mogul video are freakin' awesome! I bet she made over a million dollars on just that sexy lip product, for real.
by akatheprofessor June 2, 2022
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk Bean

Bonkripper255 but a bean.
pretty much the definition of autism.
Terry's a Bonk Bean looking ass fucker.
by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023
mugGet the Bonk Beanmug.

Bonk

Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.
What bonkulous weather we’re having today.

I jus let a bonk crawl out of me.
by thesweggerman2.0 June 9, 2018
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk me off

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!
by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024
mugGet the Bonk me offmug.

Bonk

A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 7, 2020
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk

Hammer goes bonk on dog, funni
Dog: *bonk*
Humans: Haha dog dent in head
by poggerspepega August 31, 2020
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.
1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?
by KokoDragon July 12, 2020
mugGet the Fairy Bonkmug.

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