"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."
"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."
"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."
by Spring Break 08 March 10, 2008
Get the roader boatmug. Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.
2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration
Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story
Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard
Acronym: TiaB
Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.
2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration
Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story
Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard
Acronym: TiaB
Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.
Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."
2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"
Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."
Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."
2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"
Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."
Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."
by chudthechud January 23, 2013
Get the Tiger in a Boatmug. The colloquial name for that timeless classic, Concepts And Case Analysis in the Law of Contracts (Concepts and Insights), by Marvin A. Chirelstein.
There I was, a Saturday night, with nothing but my Boat Book, a glass of chianti, and all the time in the world.
by GBrell May 3, 2009
Get the Boat Bookmug. A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.
by PsyDawg September 26, 2014
Get the stoner boatmug. An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.
When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
Get the No boats on the watermug. When your phone vibrates on a hard surface, and sounds like a tiny boats horn over skype or a similar service.
by Tiny Boat January 10, 2015
Get the Tiny Boatmug. A fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. It's a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it's surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).
*(Bluhblblblbluhbluh)*
"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller
"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin
"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller
"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin
by Pizza party February 12, 2014
Get the boat fartmug.