stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 4, 2018

hit the blankets

To go to sleep

-i'm sleepy
-same, i'm going hit the blankets

by Wisdomtooth101 March 26, 2017

Stink Blanket

when a girl sits on your face and you are smothered by her unholy cooter stench

“Damn, that big bitch had an immense stink blanket”

by fattyfattystinkblanket December 24, 2020

brown blanket

philly, white owl, blunt wrap etc.

Hey man, pick up a brown blanket at the store.

by c dub213 October 16, 2008

swiss blanket

When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.

Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?

by HeeveHo September 6, 2016

Blanket sesh

An activity that occurs after a heavy evening of alcohol consumption. Upon returning home, instead of going to sleep, energetic students burrito themselves in blankets and discuss the highlights of the night's sesh, usually over a hot cup of tea.

Avid fans are also likely to take part in the blanket sesh prior to the night out during predrinks, swapping the tea for a strong vodka mixer.

After returning from a night out, Ricki and co encountered the empty sofa and several blankets. They put two and two together, and commenced the blanket sesh.

by Tura the Snake February 16, 2018

popeye blanket

a missed dirty danza or sanchez, resulting in a squinty eye and a blanket of dook over the recipients eye.

"I was going for a sanchez and the phone rang, she turned her head and got popeye blanket instead!"

by hungry gulliver October 25, 2009