Blasted

Boom

Hah Ha

by Blanksta 5 May 13, 2003

Beasteroni

Quite possible the best tasting food ever made. A combo of Beast and ER and oni. Very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. Usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. This stuff ain't cheap and it ain't bad either. Some say it tastes like a cum rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who's to judge. It is sold only at Safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. If you ever, ever get a chance to try some, DON'T turn it down. You'll kill yourself later.

"Lee Ann Womack loves Beasteroni!"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

double breasted

Having more tits than brains, usually do to implants

"Chesty Love" with her 56FFs was the most double breasted woman around

by greenguy253 December 7, 2009

blasted

high on crack cocaine

we got blasted on that rock for a good two hours

by killa_cam May 3, 2006

beasterly

Adjective. Used to describe very low quality marijuana.

I don't know man, those nugs look pretty beasterly.

by SmokinTheDuke September 26, 2006

Ass Blasted

To get drunk "twisted"

Mark was excited to get ass blasted in a hotel room with a bunch of guys.

by Jonnyphantom December 13, 2015

brasted

being so drunk that you fall on your face, break your teeth, and have to get braces.

I was brasted at Bajas last night.

by wasted, drunk, blacked out May 31, 2014