Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019

beanbog

Someone who takes on the smell of the food they eat

Jesus Tim, you go out to that new Chinese restaurant and come back smelling like a beanbog!

by Dolphin773 May 6, 2020

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest, who likes likes 10 year old boys.

That damn nigger is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Beanal

The action of packing your ladies/lads turd cutter with high quality baked beans, following with vigorous penis penetration to fill her/him up with da beans.

Me and my lady had Beanal last night. She loves when I stuff here leather cheerio with beans.

by DasDude323 January 5, 2021

Widgey Bean

Simply a nickname given to the coolest kid that ever lived

Will was such a widgey bean!

by pastiehen April 23, 2011

Mexican Bean Bag Toss

A game played by tossing a bean bag across the room at an opponent attempting to hit them in the face with it. Hitting the opponent between the eyes acts as a multiplier. Each person takes a turn and throws three (3) bean bags. When both players take one turn results in one (1) round. After round three(3) the points are added up and the loser has to stand w/legs agap as the winner takes all six (6) bags and hurls them at the losers "Bean Bag".

Points

Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person

Last night we got drunk and played Mexican Bean Bag Toss. I lost and Man do my balls hurt!

by kirby floyd April 21, 2014

Killer Bean Stream

A inexplicable phenomenon which occurs once every 3000000 light years.
Can occur due to major pepega gameplay

Avast- "If Justice 4-0 Spitfire... We do a Killer Bean Stream"

by Defect_ow June 22, 2019