pen-bat

holding a penis up like a baseball bat in preparation for smacking someone across the face.

When she turned back around, she only saw his pen-bat for a second before he smacked her right in the face.

by Pasquali the Italian Lovemaker May 13, 2006

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

crotch bat

A spoof NERF toy for hitting others in the crotch. About the length of a baseball bat and padded with foam. Originated in one of Saturday Night Live's fake commercials.

It's new! It's fun! It's crotch bat!

by dark30 October 3, 2004

batting for the yankees

a euphamism for someone being homosexual - see jeter

"Derek Jeter bats for the Yankees...in more ways than one."

"A-Rod Sucks - Jeter Swallows!"

by Bunsen October 17, 2004

death bat

the band logo for avenged sevenfold; Found on the cover of waking the fallen; Very similar to some of overkill's cover art.

I knew it was an avenged sevenfold shirt because it had a picture of the death bat on it.

by DENEpants May 20, 2006

bat wing

To grab the extra skin on ones scrotal tissue and stretch them out to each side, with the penis in the middle. The veins in the testicles resemble the structure of a bats wings.

Term used in the movie "Waiting" which deserves three kicks if caught looking at one.

"aww no!! not the bat wing!!"
"haha, gotcha my friend. now that three kicks you raging cock-smoker"

by mentallyblind February 15, 2006

bat nigga

he is a real bat nigga he shoots pussy niggas in the face and instead of fighting villains he slaps hoes he also is a sertified thot exterminator

(some random nigga)yooo is dat bat nigga :me yuh he killed 36 niggas other days while fucking some random thot

by the one and only bat nigga June 28, 2019