bacon loop

An occurrence in densely populated living areas, like apartment and dorm buildings, in which the delicious aroma of one person cooking bacon travels through the building causing others who have bacon to cook it, thus spreading and continuing the bacon loop.

Smell that? Get out the frying pan, its time for the bacon loop.

by cmonkey December 3, 2007

Bacconi

Simping over a person to the point that you develop powers to see them through walls and only see them, while everything else is gone, making them the only thing in your line of sight.

Person 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2:
Person 1: You there?
Person 2: mmmmm snowy......
Person 1: Goddammit of course you pulled a Bacconi.

by Com_mit May 9, 2020

rubbing bacon

A euphemism for coitus.

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

pocket bacon

Bacon youbkeep in the pocket to eat on long trips

"Hey do any of you have some bacon? I ate all my pocket bacon on the way here"

by Dearergoose October 10, 2017

Bacon Horny

The overwhelming urge to eat bacon.

Man, I gotta get some bacon. I am so fucking bacon horny.

by catchabuzz March 22, 2011

And then I was bacon

The experience of being really high. This phrase may often appear at the end of a story about getting stoned, especially after taking various powerful hallucinogens. Originally from an online comic about smoking salvia, this phrase has become a somewhat uncommon stoner meme.

My friend and I went to smoke some salvia behind our old middle school, and then I was bacon.

by WyleType September 4, 2011

Wisconsin Back Bacon

Intercourse with someone's back fat. The ample folds of fat are pushed together to create cleavage, between which the man thrusts.

Cody: Dude how was your trip to Janesville?
Austin: Dude I met this chick and pulled a Wisconsin back bacon by the dumpster behind the VFW.

by cuttlefish_and_asparagus May 24, 2011