Alarm Cock

When you wake up your girlfriend by slipping your moner (morning wood) into her vagina.

*Guy wakes up in the morning with a moner and sees girlfriend seeping*
Guy: "Well my girlfriend is sleeping, don't want her to miss breakfast. Wake up sunshine!"
*Sticks his moner into her vagina*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Guy: "There is your alarm cock. I'm glad to see you awake."

by RileyFish April 22, 2015

prod alarm clock

The use of morning wood to wake your loving partner.

Good morning dear, I think I hear the prod alarm clock going off.

by sidelock2 January 25, 2008

wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

Chinese Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea after eating bad chinese food.

Boss: "Why are you late?"

Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."

by CAC123 September 20, 2013

alarm clock

A device that sounds an alarm at a specific time, waking you up. Some alarm clocks go off 30-45 minutes after its set time, either making you late or unprepared.

My alarm clock woke me up at 6:45 today. I didn't have time to eat a good breakfast, so I fell asleep in class.

by spel itt rite September 19, 2006

Azarea

A beautiful mixed brown lady who loves to play around. She loves to spill her tea. When she spills her tea she uses funny phrases and expressions, making you laugh constantly. She is beautiful, intelligent, sporty, hilarious, social, kind, and at times can be very naughty. She is most definitely not fake. She is real and hates to be around toxic fake people. She loves and cherishes her friends and family. She always provides support to her loved ones emotionally, mentally, physically, and spiritually. She knows how to get down at a party, when she dances it gets wild; all the men want to be next to her while she's dancing. Azarea can attract many types of men without trying. Azarea has a sexy fine figure including a big booty, slim waist, and a nice bust like an hourglass making a lot of men and women(surprisingly) horny for her. When it comes to love she becomes a completely different person so make sure to cherish her if she falls in love with you. If you break her heart her friends and family will no doubt fuck you up.

Boy 1: Hey, I just asked out Azarea and she said yes!

Boy 2: Congrats man. She's a keeper. Make sure not to break her heart.

Boy 1: Of course dude, I'll cherish her.

by what'syourhandlemydude December 26, 2018

Azariah

Man with BBC. Will steal yo bitch in seconds. Coolest man on earth. Gives Gigachad a challenge for penis length.

Person A: Have you seen Azariah?
Person B: Of course I have! He's so hot

by NotAzariah March 26, 2022