Australian Crack Shack

CODE NAME FOR
kinky sex in a bungelo on the peak of a moutnain, with seals cheering you on, and then they go do kinky sex while you cheer them on.
abriviation
ACS

Miranda: Want to Go the the Australian Crack Shack?

George: Yea lets have ACS time =

Sarah: Im down.

by sarahymiranda March 19, 2008

Australian Death Mask

When you put your or their balls in their eyes and fart in your or their mouth

Hey Bob wanna give me a Australian Death Mask?

by scafer6 December 27, 2009

Australian Juice

When you pour a juice of some sort into a woman's vagina and then eat her out. When describing the juice, you place the type of juice you poured in between the two words.

Bill: When I ate her out I mixed some Australian Juice.
Ted: What kind
Bill: Australian Orange Juice. It was delicious.

by Brook, Lopez September 12, 2011

Australasian

A person with an Asian background born in Australia

Hey you got an Aussie accent, where did you come from?

Im from Australia, born and bred. I'm Australasian mate.

by Deeragunz March 29, 2015

Australian Afro

The afro... down under.

That "dancer" had an impressive australian afro.

by chrisvt08 March 5, 2011

The Australian cunt hierarchy

There is the hierarchy of cunts in Australia, starting from the bottom which is a gay cunt which is used in a derogatory way, next is a sick cunt which is a very high honour to receive and means you are loose, cool and people love you. At the top of the Australian cunt hierarchy is mad cunt. If you are a mad cunt you are the best thing to ever come out of Australia and if you're a mad cunt you definitely get laid at least twice per day.

"Old mate Stefan chugged three crates of piss ands doing free lap dances"

"No way. Stefans mad cunt!! He's at the top fucking rung of the Australian cunt hierarchy."

by The_maddest_cunt37 May 4, 2020

Australian Shower

Is a shower where you first wet yourself, then turn the water off and lather your body up with soap. When you are done, you turn the water on and rinse off. This method is used when trying to conserve water.

We were camping, and had limited water supply, so we opted to take "Australian Showers" to conserve our water supply.

by xerox445 December 18, 2011