National grabbing ass months

From February to June is when all y’all mother fuckers gotta grab asses you even boys

Hey what is this month
February you know what that means

National grabbing ass months

by I like eating pussy February 18, 2020

Grabb ass day

Go grabb ya crush ass, your teacher ass .. gf ..don’t be scared or juss grabb any ass that look fat get bold!! #napps

grabb ass day is a day where you grabb ass‼️🤷🏽 ♂️

by Hklnapps August 11, 2019

assgrabber machine

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

Assgrabbery

The practice of, or engagement in, grabass. It is also commonly known as screwing around or even flirting. It usually occurs when people have too much time on their hands.

Hey, get over here you slapdicks and quit that assgrabbery!

by el House June 1, 2007

assgrab

definition: when you grab tightly around your ass, or someone else's. Also used as and expression or interjection.

1. Sally assgrabbed me hard because she was horney.
2. that ride is so assgrab, dude!
3. I jumped out in fear as he yelled out: assgrab!

by mike b February 18, 2005

Assgrabber

One who grabbed my ass because he is gay and pounds ass hard and now everyone calls him Assgrabber.

-Have You Heard of Josh?
-Who's Josh?
-What About Assgrabber?
-Oh I know THAT kid!

by MITCH October 10, 2004

Assgrabitis

The required need to touch/squeeze at least one girl's ass each day. This condition is fatal and if the patient who has this disorder goes without grabbing an ass they may be put into a vegetable state.

Note This is a serious disorder and if you need any more information about this topic please email me at
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Hey, can you be a doll and let me cure my assgrabitis for today?

by The RealDRJG September 19, 2017