Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member into back the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.

"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."

by Cristobal B. January 6, 2009

Underwater Apple Bobbing

The same as traditional Apple Bobbing except that when a male or female inhales both of the balls of their male partner into their mouth, they perform the apple bobbing act underwater. Typically performed in a bathtub or pool.

Carl loves swimming at the local YMCA public pool. He enjoys wading around in the shallow end with his ball sack floating out from his swim trunks as the elderly lap swimmers love to do a little Underwater Apple Bobbing between their laps.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015

apple bottom

A girl with a nice, big, round, juicy booty.
"Like Me"

That girl got the tightess apple bottom I've ever seen!!!

She got an apple bottom.

Her apple bottom is like wo!!!

by Tierra November 25, 2003

Appleby

A small town in Cumbria full of violent and aggressive chavs who vandalise anything that other residents hold dear. The small town is full of drugs that everyone seems to have done at least once

Person 1: fancy going Appleby today

Person 2: nah we’ll get jumped by chavs and junkies

Person 1: ok we’ll go Kirkby

Person 2: sound

by Real g like jack September 8, 2019

Apple

The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.

Dear Apple,

Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name.

Love,

Gwenyth

PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.

by clarkecake July 30, 2005

cunt apple

Reference to the shape of the shaved female pubic mound, especially when accompanied by large puffy outer lips.

Lisa's cunt apple was clearly defined in that little thong.

by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

apple pie

*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.

"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!"

"Which kind?"

"Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"

by Dave April 8, 2004