gaping anus

When an anus lets loose such a shit, that it stretches the hole past is physical limit, causing it to then gape.

" Wow, what took you so long in the bathroom?? you must have a gaping anus by now!!?

by Krahnic September 18, 2010

Anus sucker

A person who sucks Anus

"Hey Julie get your white ass over her and suck my anus, you Anus Sucker"

by mrnormalguy101 March 27, 2008

anus fiddler

one who fiddles with anuses, creating a musical toot.

Im an anus fiddler, may i fiddle with your anus?

by MacW October 24, 2003

Chunky Anus

Abbreviations include, but are not limited to, Chungus.

Dude, stop being such a chunky anus, or alternatively, I love your chunky anus.

by Pipettepenis December 23, 2018

god's anus

God's anus is the anus from which all the shit in the world has come from, including humanity.

He likes to touch it every day.

This is the work of God's anus!

by God Allfucking Mighty November 2, 2015

Anus McAnus

An utter stronzo, and foolish wonder. It is regularly amazing how ignorant this person can be. Often wearing all-over designer gear, to prove how 'special' they are. A cock.

"What an Anus McAnus from the clan McAnus. An offensive to the organic legions."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden March 26, 2004

gayness in the anus

When something bad or unwanted happens.

When his cable went out during the Super Bowl Jack exclaimed, "That's gayness in the anus".

by EME May 13, 2006