When you need a shit so bad but you are are so constipated you get angry and tense so hard you feel like your going to blow up
by Wenlock January 29, 2018
A woman responds to the paramedics when asked what her complaint is. "I'z got a angry kitty."
One lesbian to another....." I really wanted that Subaru Forester but, that angry kitty beat me too it."
One lesbian to another....." I really wanted that Subaru Forester but, that angry kitty beat me too it."
by Teleygirl April 24, 2010
When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
by Eskeeetit February 13, 2018
A level of anger where your body can't be controlled anymore and a person exhibits the physical signs of anger, such as clenching your fists, your heart racing, and your body temperature rising.
by Yourtypicalnerd6556 December 02, 2016
by I may or may not be a straight March 07, 2018
When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.
I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.
by Sir Captain Happy Pants December 17, 2015
The art of suffocating someone with your large stretched out scrotum. This is achieved by stretching your scrotal tissue over someone head and suffocating them like you would with a plastic bag.
You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.
You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.
by Xavier Dashwood February 02, 2016