A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.
Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.
Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.
Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.
by santos kid August 26, 2019
Get the Angry Orangutanmug. When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.
I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.
by Sir Captain Happy Pants March 28, 2016
Get the angry chestermug. One of the most dangerous things in nature. Since gay people are often kinder than their straight counterparts they tend to bottle up their emotions, especially their anger, most of the time they succeed in hiding how they fell but but sometimes they can’t hold it back.
Annoying Freshman : Hey I heard you were a fag, fag, fag, fag go suck my dick
Upperclassmen: “getting ticked off and disgusted” go away freshman go bother someone else
Annoying Freshman: *singing* Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag who likes it in the back
Upperclassmen: *having enough beats freshman so much that it looks he was gang banged and then throws him in a trash can* sorry not sorry I guess I’m an angry gay
Upperclassmen: “getting ticked off and disgusted” go away freshman go bother someone else
Annoying Freshman: *singing* Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag who likes it in the back
Upperclassmen: *having enough beats freshman so much that it looks he was gang banged and then throws him in a trash can* sorry not sorry I guess I’m an angry gay
by MockingJay113 September 7, 2019
Get the angry gaymug. A level of anger where your body can't be controlled anymore and a person exhibits the physical signs of anger, such as clenching your fists, your heart racing, and your body temperature rising.
by Yourtypicalnerd6556 December 1, 2016
Get the physically angrymug. by I may or may not be a straight March 7, 2018
Get the angry possummug. The art of suffocating someone with your large stretched out scrotum. This is achieved by stretching your scrotal tissue over someone head and suffocating them like you would with a plastic bag.
You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.
You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.
by Xavier Dashwood October 8, 2016
Get the Angry Blowfishmug. When you need a shit so bad but you are are so constipated you get angry and tense so hard you feel like your going to blow up
by Wenlock May 4, 2018
Get the Angry shitmug.