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Andres

Andres is that nigga
by Bootymucher November 22, 2021
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St. Brother André CHS

a shit school that has been alive since like the Elizabethan Era, the uniform is uncomfortable af and the teacher enforce the dress code by putting up dumbass posters in the halls. The cafeteria smells like actual butthole and is just disgusting cuz the janitors barely wipe the tables. Everyone thinks they are the shit and white people there say the n-word FOR NO FUCKING REASON. There’s like maybe 5 nice teachers and the rest have a stick up their ass. The washrooms smell like shit and there’s always tampons on the ground in he girls washroom. They force us to take religion, and yeah it’s a no from me. Oh and you get in trouble for getting UberEats like tf. Oh and everyone is a fucking druggie, and all the AP people are snitches.
Guy: I’ve had the most shitty day
Girl: do you go to St. Brother André CHS ?
Guy: yeah

Girl: figures
by mydingaling January 8, 2019
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dirty andrej

When you take a shit across your girlfriend's forehead - horizontally. Then smear your dick through it running it down her nose and into her mouth. Creating Andrej the Giant eyebrows on her. All of this is happening while her father is fucking you in the ass from behind while looking over your shoulder and saying "Are you alright honey!?" with each thrust into your ass. Your girlfriend keeps replying "mMMMmmmmbbbmbmbbbmmbbb" - because your dirty cock is still in her mouth.
Oh man...I caught Kevin doing the dirty Andrej with Juanita and her father Jose; it's a sight I'll never forget.
by DayTrippingThumper July 13, 2019
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San Andreas

The new Grand Theft Auto game, which comprises 3 metropolises (each larger than Vice City), and miles of country in between. The game's central character is Carl 'CJ' Johnson, who can be morphed into anything: a chiseled gangsta, a skinny poser, or a fat slob who gets no respect.
by bigtones January 1, 2005
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San Andreas

A fault line that spans a length of roughly eight hundred miles through California. The San Andreas fault marks a transform boundary between the Pacific Plate and the North American Plate. Massive earthquakes occur on this fault line.
Contrary to what ignorant kids think, San Andreas actually exists in the REAL world as a fault line.
by Shawn Farrell November 15, 2004
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andres

Spanish translation for Zeus and in some unknown languages for tang -slayer. Comes across as cocky but only seems that way because an andresis always better than you and your whole family. Known to tame wild beasts with its sleeper hold. Synonym for andres: beast mode
I went to the gym and went Andres mode
by trcdaddy5 October 29, 2015
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André

A hot guy who get all the hot ladies and knows all there needs and is all round caring guy and has a great body and is very handsome
1: He's such an André

2: I know I really want to date him
by EnchantedHeart December 7, 2016
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