Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.

I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.

by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021

anchor-clanker

An old seamean

A bunch of anchor-clankers were drinkink beer at a bar.

by oldtug June 20, 2022

anchor-clanker

seaman

A bunch of old anchor-clankers were drinkink yesterday in Liverpool.

by oldtug June 20, 2022

Anchorized

If you're anchorized, you're attached to this loser from the eshay catholic school down the road who has a fallout lunchbox with a larger mass than his dick cheese. Upskirted a girl from Marist Penshurst twice.

"I'm totally anchorized to Luka"

by anchorbitch June 21, 2022

Anchor Ass

When your girlfriend takes up at least 2/3 of the bed and you are unable to move her

You had an Anchor Ass last night!

by mydickscareskids October 30, 2022

Anchor bang

A sexual move pioneered by Popeye the Sailor man, where he fists Olive Oil until the anchor tatoo on his fore arm disappears. Fist enthusiasts often draw anchors on their fore arms with sharpie markers to repeat this manuever. More serious fisters can be recognized by the anchor permanently tatooed on their arms.

Popeye anchor banged a sweet pea outta olive oil

by Saltypecker January 4, 2022

anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 8, 2022