Anchors law

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”

And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.

by Monkfield June 7, 2020

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

anchor-clanker

seaman

A bunch of old anchor-clankers were drinkink yesterday in Liverpool.

by oldtug June 20, 2022

anchor-clanker

An old seamean

A bunch of anchor-clankers were drinkink beer at a bar.

by oldtug June 20, 2022

golden anchor

It's when you fuck her in the ass and then pull out to piss in her face.

Doing her doggie style and then pee on her eye like a golden shower. That is a golden anchor

by Goldenachor November 27, 2013

anchor point

A sole reason, main reason (Anchor being reference from Deadpool Wolverine)

M : Dude why did you left the group?? We all missed you...
P : Well, i don't have any anchor point to be in that group anymore after she dumped me..
M : Ohhh... sorry dude..

by EFANN August 12, 2024

Anchoring down

During sexual intercourse, you tie something heavy to the partners legs and hands restraining them from any movement, and ejaculating into their face as if drowning.

Last night, I was anchoring down my girlfriend until she could not breathe.

by Rodger Evans January 28, 2017