allison

the person who is a person. They are mostly defined by a potato, but sometimes can be hallucinogenic. They hunt wild koalas for food, and do not know the composition of french fries.

"an allison may be real, but is most likely a hallucination" - John the III of Fredricksburg

by baneofextinction November 16, 2020

allison

allison is a dumb ass bitch who never shuts the fuck up, shes so hot tho

shes a dumbass and is hot she must be a allison

by allllssjns January 3, 2021

Allison

She is an amazing person who will do anything for her friends. She has her moments where she is kind of crazy but that is what her friends love about her. She is good at pretty much everything and if she can’t do it she will learn to.

Girl 1:Woah Allison can do ANYTHING!!!
Girl 2: She is so cool!!

by I_love_baby_yoda January 15, 2021

frank allison

The greatest man to ever live.

Frank Allison is the greatest man to ever live.

by The Perfect Male April 9, 2017

Pulling an Alison

When you respond to a text with "yeah..?"

I was texting a girl when she started pulling an alison

by Caphartly November 3, 2016

Dirty Allison

Helping your irresponsible horny friend get an at home abortion

Friend1: omg girl I got pregnant and I can’t afford an abortion or this baby
Friend2: get the hanger we doin a dirty Allison

by Amos:Allisonmiddlet 😂 April 25, 2020

Allison

an amazing girl who loves texting, IMing, friends, and Brendan! the best allison's have dark hair that is curly, brown eyes, wears contacts, and likes shopping, especially at coach

"wow, i wish i was allison"
"i know! she's AMAZING!"

by allisongreat February 4, 2009