Albino Cave Dweller

(n): another word for the penis of a caucasian man.

"Woah man! Put the Albino Cave Dweller away!"

"Yo man, the albino cave dweller needs some lovin'."

"In the pants of a ban lerks a vial creature known as the albino cave dweller."

by P.Nis isLarge June 2, 2009

albion

noun

An ephemeral place or state of mind; a place of nirvana; an escape from the realisms in the world. It was created by The Libertines.

Down in Albion
They’re black and blue
But we don’t talk about that
Are you from round here?
How do you do
I’d like to talk about that

-Albion, The Libertines

by jes-s August 10, 2006

albino black

someone who is black and white , but is mainly white

that dude is such an albino black.he must be Aaron.

by cool kid women lover1 May 26, 2008

Albino Rhino

You strip naked and your partner strip naked. You tell the bitch to bow down. You walk thirty paces back, and then you race for her ass. Right before you get to her, you take a flying leWap and plung your dick deep down her ass. Afterwards, you'll have to help her walking.

I albino rhinoed her so hard she trouble walking for a solid week.

by BendOver January 8, 2015

Albion College

A shit hole liberal arts college in the middle of nowhere Michigan aka Albion. The surrounding city is a ghetto. The school itself is full of drunk pot heads who think they're the shit cause mom and pop foot the bill for everything, including their half-assed Albion "education". You literally pay for your degree at this "liberal arts college". The administration wants to beef up the sports program, but fails to remind themselves that they're a division 3 school. The majority of the students (besides being white) are from Grosse Pointe, MI...and it shows.

And always remember when choosing a frat for a party: No Delt after dark!

Banner: 'Albion College: Always Thinking.'

Student: "More like - Albion College, Alway Drinking."

by ShipToShore October 25, 2010

Albino Black Man

Albino Black is not to be confused with an afro-albino. Albino Black Man is the darkest man to ever live, being forged in the heart of the sun before earth had life. Although Albino Black Man is the darkest man ever, he appears to be a white person due to his albino condition. Having been born in the heart of the sun, he possesses multiple advantages. His full range of abilities is unknown to all except Albino Black Man. He was seen to alter molecular structures to form gold, he can the ability to alter gravitational fields, and has been known to use telepathy. There are also unsubstantiated rumors Albino Black Man is not alone. There may be others.

Albino Black Man is the champion of all people except Haitians because they don't contribute anything but mangoes and AIDS.

by Beerninja December 12, 2007

albiquirous

The stuff you talk about while drunk.

After the party, Suzy was speaking in a very albiquirous manner.

by Charles Freck March 19, 2009