aussie

An 'aussie' is a seriously ugly colourful jacket by the brand 'Australian', worn in the late 90's by dutch youth to identificate themselves with the Hardcore house scene.

> "Dude, what's that jacket"
< "It's my new Aussie"
> "Sweet!"

by Just another Cheesehead March 13, 2008

aussie

stubby short wearing, meat pie eating, VB drinking cock smokers who spend all day drinking beer and shouting nonsense bullshit which no other nation gives a shit about.

Dazza: Oy. Where's the tomato sauce for my meat pie bitch?
Shazza: Its next to the Torana you drongo cock smoker!
Dazza: You want another black eye you tunnel cunted mole!

Aussie, aussie, aussie.... go get fucked!

by Little Indian January 11, 2008

Aussie Rules

Real football. Not like that pussy American shit. Who the fuck needs pads? Aussie rules football is exciting to watch, and doesn't always end up as a big pile of broad-shouldered gay men 2 seconds after the whistle has been blown. American football sucks balls.
English football is cool though.

Aussie rules is a real sport that requires skill and determination, rather than just strength and an IQ of 2.7.

by Rohan January 25, 2004

Aussie Rules

Nickname for Australian Rules Football, no padding, no helmets, just balls.

They play Aussie Rules in heaven, not Rugby.

by The Slater November 4, 2003

Aussie

1. They most retarded race of people on the plant.
2. Baddie
3. Anyone with an IQ of 60 or lower.
4. Dislike

God, you couldn't kill a level 1. You must be an Aussie.

by Kinkersdagreat April 17, 2010

Zodian Autos

A fictional car company

Have you seen the latest car by Zodian Autos

by ZodianAutos February 13, 2022

Aussie

A derogatory term for the peoples of Australia, otherwise known as porcine dross.

Australians are flatulent, ugly, boorish and generally have the intellectual capacity of a slug. Universally loathed the world over, Aussies often delude themselves into believing they are a superior to other nations because they are world champions in minority sports such as women’s netball and toad racing

Widely ridiculed as utterly useless Aussies are in fact quite well suited to menial work such as pulling pints for Englishmen in London where they provide a valuable source of cheap labour.

The Aussies whineged incessantly as the Kiwis and Poms beat them again.

by Kiwi Bob February 25, 2007