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Andrew

athletic, smart, fine, and a badass
Lily: you see that boy over there
Raenna: yeah his name is Andrew\
Lily: I am going to talk to him
by babababababababbabababbbb September 20, 2018
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Andrew

Andrew is a redneck and loves trucks and beer. He laughs like a naked mole rat and used to have a rat tail. He gets annoyed very easily and won't let you touch his goldfish.
Andrew, why did you get me in trouble in math class.
by Pepsi_Cola_7341 April 16, 2019
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Andrew

Loves fortnite try’s to grab your ass and forces you to play Fortnite.
Andrew: Fortnite

You: I’m good
Andrew: my finger wants your ass
by Cracked soul April 16, 2020
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Andrew

Andrew is the best person you will ever meet,He will change your life completely for the best.Take you from nothing to something.He cares for everyone and doesnt have time for people who treat his loved ones badly and will dight for what he believes in.He cares so much he may seem angry at you for doing silly little things,but its because he knows you he can read you like an open magazine and wants to care for you.he is strong and handsome.he is incredible cool and has so much talent.Andrew can and will turn lives around and cannot help but make people fall in love with him.
Person one:who is that
Person two:it is andrew he changed my life and my asshole
by b3Anzstigwood November 26, 2021
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Andrewism

Andrewism is the way someone by the name of Andrew usually acts towards people, or situations in general. Andrews are usually seen in a positive light, but Andrewism is more negative. It is usually used by Andrews who are in a bad mood which for some that's everyday, because for Andrews life is usually not that bad but turns out life still blows. So Andrewism is just what you call when they say unnecessarily mean things to literally anyone. Usually in a way that is meant to be funny to anyone who isn't being said shit about them. Andrewism also radiates the highest level of Sodium known to man, and has a toxicity level higher than Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide combined due to many Andrew's several hours is researching and hyper analyzing X-Box live game chats for several hours they have the potential of creating levels of Sodium that are deadlier to intake than eating an entire salt farm. Andrewism can also be taken in how some Andrews say "facts" that have no structure or proof, but how they say it makes you think "Huh maybe he's saying the truth" when in reality he is improvising on the spot on what he's saying, but that comes from all Andrews on a Monday through Wednesday basis.
"Why is Andrew being so rude today?"
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
by Anderstan Von Danneberg January 3, 2023
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Andrew

fortnite is his life don’t believe me then ask any kid named Andrew and Fortnite will be there favorite
Andrew: wanna play Fortnite???
Person: not really.
Andrew guess I’ll butt rape you!
by Cracked soul April 16, 2020
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Andrew

A fucken hot ass league player that likes to jerk off and cum blast everywhere. Someone who likes to be weird and eat pizza, and also likes to jizz everywhere.
Andrew the hot mother fucker is cumblasting everywhere
by Danster Poo April 28, 2020
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