Ghetto Log

An abnormal excrement that has a heavy consistency of corn and fish chips. One that makes you think twice before pushing. It is somewhat Olympian in mass, and has a bouyancy ratio of 6-2. Also the color is somewhat dark in color, although it has chameleon like properties.

yo dawg, come check out this ghetto log I just layded out

by The squatter extrordinaire. August 23, 2010

Iced Log

The Sexual Act of cumming over another persons stool after they have finished taking a dump

A line of seamen drawn along the top of the stool giving the apperance of an Iced Log (a type of Desert)

by Marcgallen June 2, 2006

poop on a log

an expression used to tell someone off, used in the same way as "f*** you"

you: ew, i hate your shirt. it's really ugly.
me: poop on a log!

by candy1993 May 8, 2008

Log Wars

When two people press their asses together and proceed to both attempt to shit at the same time. The one whose shit pushes the competitor's shit back into his or her body is the winner.

John and Mark like to play Log Wars. John has several trophies.

by SBLancer08 February 27, 2009

chopping log

while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs

well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs

by Chris13 February 6, 2008

Ants on a log

When your doing anal with your girlfriend and you pull your "log" out and you've got shit all over it.

Girl: I'm gonna give my boyfriend ants on a log later tonight.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

log girl

When a girl doesn't ever go on top during sex, she just lays there. Like a log.

She's sexy and all, but I'm the only one who ever puts in work; she's a total log girl.

by SaviRae October 12, 2017