A male who's basic goal is to gather as many internet skanks as possible to make up for his life inadequicy and genetalia size. May assume different nicknames and attempt intellectual conversation only to be thwarted and outed due to pathelogical lying and ineptness.
Sir_Nardo : If I was'nt with <skanknumber5> I would try to get with you.
`shannon` : Wow ok, you = idiot.
`shannon` : Wow ok, you = idiot.
by LoRd_SoCk March 26, 2005
Get the sir nardomug. He is master. Skinny, tall, and just amazing. He is called Senpai sometimes but other times he is called sir. The missy named Jackie likes to poke him and kiss his cheek making him turn into jello.
by Cody the great November 14, 2016
Get the Sir Codymug. 
1.That guy is really Sir William. Have you seen his Lamborghini?
2.He's so Sir William he turns his nose to everyone.
2.He's so Sir William he turns his nose to everyone.
by Kaiine Joshua Sims January 1, 2008
Get the Sir Williammug. The look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you've hit the womb on that definitive stroke. Sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral "Oohh" noise
You either are familiar with the Sir Lancelot or you have a small penis and feign familiarity with the above.
by E-Dagget February 6, 2007
Get the The Sir Lancelotmug. So you're taking advice from Sir Noncealot now are you or did you think nicking that motor was a good idea?
by Shuaman June 1, 2020
Get the Sir Noncealotmug. The left testicle.
The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).
The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).
by Richard Nixon April 24, 2003
Get the Sir Leftymug.