Luke

To be a Luke is to lick someone’s icy BALLS! He survives by eating sausages with Mustard and Butt sauce. He is a mythical creature with no friends, since he is too short to do anything. One time he was too fat and short to ride a roller coaster

Oh look there is a Luke he couldn’t ride the FUJI YAMA! He has no friends and he is gay.

by I am Pettit October 3, 2019

luke

a faggot who fake laughs all the time like a little faggot

luke: hehehehe
me: shut the fuck up you little faggot

by guywhohatesfaggotslikeluke November 29, 2018

Luke

This person loves video games yet is not always amazing at them. When Luke finds a thing he is passionate about he will not give up on it. Luke can usually be crazy and stubborn and also with trusting issue, but once you get to know this person they will usually make you laugh or hysterically cringe

Someone: I wanna talk.
Luke: I wanna play video games so maybe another time

by Skullz180 February 13, 2019

Luke

A person that is typically a red head and often likes girls for sexuality and not anything else the type of person who would try to steal your girl as then if he find out she doesn’t like him he will call her a slut. Also can be a quitter and would buy hookers off the side walk he is typically a rich person that wines about everything he doesn’t get

Hey look at that Luke trying to steal Chaz’s girl

by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 4, 2018

Luke

A simp with small wiener

I have a Luke size wiener

by LukeSmallPp April 11, 2020

Luke

Should only date men names Colin

Taylor: you still with Ava?

Luke: yes why?
Taylor: you got to get with Colin.

by Lovelukeandhateava June 29, 2020

Luke

He is a manipulative bitch that everyone is pitty friends with and can't take when he is wrong and he is just a cunt that no one likes and he probably gay and has a small dick.And he can't argue he doesn't let u speak and when u couldn't explain ur point he thinks he is the shit when he isn't he's just a PIECE of shit and he doesn't care abt other people's feelings

person 1: do u like that kid Luke
Person 2:no I just am nice to him cause he is a sad sensitive bitch with no fucking humour and he is a geabag

by Yellow-sock22 December 24, 2017