kyle

drinks mountain dew all day and rides atvs. most of the time a redneck and disrespects his parents.

Mom: Kyle, stop drinking that Mountain Dew!
Kyle: Fuck you mom.

by fiber the bot June 22, 2019

Kyle

The coolest and most hot Minecraft hacker

ion even care - Kyle

by GAmeriiiing March 8, 2021

Kyle

A person who has a big dick

Kyle has a big dick.

by a_dumbass January 1, 2021

Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.

“Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”

by 123890567 June 25, 2019

Kyle

He will drink all of your monster and Mountain Dew prior to punching a hole in your wall

That’s Kyle's sixth monster today

Watch out

by Bryson 210 June 8, 2019

Kyle

Can be used as an adjective or noun. Kyles use the word “tatted” and drinks way too much Monster. They might vape frequently and blow ridiculous clouds of smoke that smell like bad breath with a hint of some fruit . Most, but not all Kyles, own a Honda Civic. Many Kyles participate in recreational drug use. Kyles are sometimes referred to as “douche bags” or “tools”. They usually wear trucker hats/beanies and sagging pants.

Dude.. I’m low on bud. I should call Kyle soon.

Don’t be such a Kyle.

by Victor Devito July 31, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is an extremely annoying fucker but he gets a lot of girls but he also can’t spell for shit he likes to get his balls tickled but only on Saturday cause he has boxing on Fridays he usually has a best friend called Zach but his best friend is the only thing good about him

Hey Kyle is a fucking dumbass but his friend Zach is cool

by Fortnite kid 13644 December 13, 2019