Gage

To have a inverted penis

Wow, it’s really cold. I have a gage rn

by Big dong 6996 November 18, 2022

Gage

A white guy who is really sweet and amazing, but is a real bitch to anyone he does not like. He is usually from ohio or utah and favors a sport team that does not usually win. Instead of giving an explanation for doing something he will just tell them "no" to their face. He only dates girls named after alcoholic beverages. He despises crazy brunettes who are whores and obsess over him.

Did you really tell Kaitlin no?! Wowww, thats such a gage thing to do.

by pseudumbnym October 10, 2021

Gage

a fucking rapist who sexually assaulted, raped and cheated on me countless times. all of his friends have sexually harassed and/or assaulted girls too, and they're all totally fine w it!

he raped you? what a gage

by fuckchoirbitches April 27, 2022

Gage

Someone who loves to put milk in peoples locker. A Gage is somebody who loves to cause chaos and loves the smell of rotten milk.

Person 1: why does my bag smell weird

Person 2: YOU HAVE BEEN MILKED! IM GAGE AND I MILKED YOU

by level99mexican December 09, 2023

Gage

A zigzagging hipocrit that likes round viberating things that pull his arm

Gage is probably gay

by Persey donald March 10, 2019

Gage

A kind, super cool, funny guy that is a lot smarter than he believes he is. Gage can do anything he puts his mind to.

That guy Gage has his shit together!

by decimustheconqueror November 23, 2023

Gage

Funnnnn, sweet ,handsome, great friend, tall curly hair

What's up gage?
Gage: nothing much wbu?

by -Gracie February 04, 2022