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twice on tuesdays

When an individual feels doing certain activities once on a Tuesday was just too fucking mainstream.
Matt : 'Do you even lift?'
Jonny : 'Twice on Tuesdays'
by SecuringAlpha17 October 18, 2013
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Black Tuesday

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

This is the day that the DOW Jones Industrial Average fell over 4% to close below 8000 at 7949.09. It had reached a high of 14167 in October of 2007.

It is widely believed to be related to the enaguration of Barak Obama, the first black President of the United States of America. Many workers took an Obama Day. Others simply lost money in the market due to those taking Obama Days.

It is a date which will live in infamy. We will all remember Black Tuesday, and perhaps tell our grandchildren of a time when we let this happen to ourselves.
I just lost $40,000 of my retirement fund in one day. Fuck Black Tuesday.

Cop: Breaker Breaker we have a 1488
Dispatcher: a 1488?
Cop: a 1488, a black man trying to move into the white house
Dispatcher: its just Black Tuesday
by Harlot Field January 21, 2009
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Fat Tuesday

Another way of saying, "All Day Sex (after the kids go to school till 3:00 when they get out)". It's treated like a Mexican holiday, with the Tequila shots, etc. between bouts. Also, sometimes means an extra long time having a hard-on without ejaculation, or an all day hard-on.
Hey, you wanna have Fat Tuesday with me tomorrow? (doesn't matter what day of the week it is). Or: Damn, I was Fat Tuesday after I saw you in that outfit this morning.
by mostdiggity January 8, 2015
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Titty Tuesday

Titty Tuesday is the day we talk about tits of all sizes (mainly BiG ones) on Brendon Urie's twitch streams!
The vros:I live for tits!
Other vros:oh yeah its titty tuesday!
Brendon to other streamers while playing fortnite: oh my chat is talking about tits *insert brendon laugh*.
by Panicky Vro July 11, 2019
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Because It's Tuesday

Another way to say Random Acts of Kindness.
He bought her flowers with a note only saying "Because It's Tuesday."
by Likeseafarerslovestars August 7, 2014
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Tuesday kebabber

Two (or more) people of either sex who engage in the practise of visiting far flung car parks in Derbyshire to engage in non copulative bonding exercises away from others, who are considered to be a hindrance to full enjoyment of each others company.
Examples of such activities could be as diverse as practising crown green bowls, or simply standing face to face in awkward silence whilst chain smoking and spitting repeatedly.
They are Tuesday Kebabbers

Would like to 'Tuesday kebab' together?
by Jason Dreyer May 16, 2008
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Pull a tuesday

The act of going to a social environment on a tuesday only to find out that the only thing you want is to have sex with any decent looking tramp in the vicinity.
Yo for real i was playin halo n totaly decided to pull a tuesday n bounce son.
by JohnyBravolish February 26, 2010
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