Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now
by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

Stanley is a former colliery town and civil parish in County Durham, England. Centred on a hilltop between Chester-le-Street and Consett, the town lies south west of Gateshead. It also happens to be an absolute shithole, where it's easier to count houses that have snow on the roof in the winter than those without. Everyone is either on drugs or is a raging alcoholic or both if you're real special. It also holds North Durham Academy within its borders. Home to a bunch of arseholes and fucktards, what a special fucking place to be.
by Anonymousguy.19 December 27, 2019

A cup.. Normally anyways. In a certain school its definition has been rewritten to be : A deadly weapon to be used to commit blunt force trauma on the skull.
This kid said he wanted to fight me. Little does he know, i've got a Stanley Cup in my backpack waiting on him.
by ndhoodquencher April 28, 2023

a trigonometry major, but also made a girl bisexual(who mainly likes girls), and somehow got a 2 paragraph rejection from the same girl. And after many years he still likes her, despite never seeing her.
by sdhfjkdsd August 19, 2023

A line Spoken by The Narrator in The Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe If you stay in the broom closet long enough.
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, he probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 7, 2024

Stanley (also known as Stanners) is a man who enjoys the works of Hidetaka Miyazaki and will INSIST that Dark Souls 2 is a good game. Stanley also has a brother who is an absolute shitposter. Other than that, he is a nice fellow with a good sense of humour, cares a lot about his friends and is overall a good laugh.
by Netcablr6169 January 12, 2023
