Lighter Lag

the act of failing to pass the lighter with the pipe or bong after taking a hit, causing the rest of the participants in the rotation to wait for their hit.
Brett has a tendency to pocket everyone's lighters, so make sure you stay on top of him so there isn't any Lighter Lag.
by TT01Fanatic January 31, 2011
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chat lag

A long time delay while chatting, e.g. some hours or days, so its difficult to catch up with the subject.
A:Hey, I have to tell you something!
B doesnt respond.
B, days later: Yeah, tell me!
A: Chat lag! What were we talking about?
by lodre December 23, 2012
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Lag child

Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.
Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."
by Experiences44 April 06, 2023
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club lag

A deliberate change of sleep pattern with the intention to shift one's peak energy level toward nocturnal activities. Experienced especially after several consecutive nights of drinking and dancing. Etymological origin are the words "jet lag" and to go "clubbing".
Three days after school started I still had difficulties getting up early in the morning because I was still suffering from a severe club lag.
by tGitS September 17, 2010
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bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.
Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.
by Tommyt August 12, 2012
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Lagged ugly

When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.
Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What
by SirGeoji September 12, 2018
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Nut-Lag

When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag
Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag
by shorbz_ December 17, 2019
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