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Karl Experience

When your experience in any restaurant or hospitality focused environment is elevated due to being "karl."
Expect special accommodations, gratis, elevated more than usual, comps, and friendlier service. Any other person is treated like a "no-one"

But the Karl experience is you are always a VIP and they pull out all the stops.
I went to the restaurant in DC and it was ok it wasn't like when we went to to this restaurant downtown and had the Karl experience!
by Starshipsweremnttofly January 21, 2022
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karl-iver

An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.

Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.

Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
Hallo I’m Karl-Iver. Oh, “punches him in the face and run”
by O.Kleppvoll October 14, 2014
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Karl Mosher

This dude has the largest cock out of all of his friends. The women love it when Karl Mosher whips out his cock.
Person 1: Oh my God look! It's Karl Mosher!
Person 2: I bet his dick is huge!
by Cum-Sucker March 2, 2021
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.karl..fan

.karl..fan is a very hard working person, so underrated yet so talented!
is that .karl..fan? -omg it is!
by dreamsiimp_ July 17, 2021
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HOT KARL

the act of jizzing in a cup, microwaving it for 1 minute before throwing it in a chicks face... I don't know why people are misrepresenting the hot Karl but its rather upsetting.
Joe gave Jane a hot Karl leaving 3rd degree burns on her neck and face
by itshugeaskaround November 16, 2012
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Boiling Karl

Related to a hot karl.

Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.
"Yo Alex, I heard you got food poisoning after you ate at taco bell. What did you do?"

"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."
by Karl Brutality September 25, 2008
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karl malone

An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.
by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004
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