by skinnySinner January 10, 2015
by Bob5902 November 20, 2015
Helen- Where is Nathen?
Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.
Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago
Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house
Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.
Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago
Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house
by xxLilachan8xx August 01, 2011
The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.
I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.
I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
Basically the same thing as December this happens every year (leap years included) in the month of February.
Guy 1: Yo you taking part in No Nut November .
Guy 2: Nah it’s all about destroy dick December .
Guy 3: You both clearly have brain damage it’s all about Fap February now.
Guy 2: Nah it’s all about destroy dick December .
Guy 3: You both clearly have brain damage it’s all about Fap February now.
by NoSayingHeckPlease October 19, 2019
Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.
by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013
Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.
Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."
Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."
Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."
by bosstin_twosix January 28, 2014