Divine Comedy

Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2024

Slap-Twig Comedy

A comedy that tries to be slap-stick, but falls short, usually a failed sequel of a great original.

I went to see a much anticipated sequel to a great slap-stick comedy, but it wasn't even close to being on par with the original, it was more of a Slap-Twig Comedy.

by Eraudog July 27, 2025

Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.

"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"

by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024

Comedy Garbage

When a person says a joke that is so unfunny, it makes everyone in the room stop and stare in disappointment

Person A: “What does a baby computer call its father? Data!!”

Person B: “That was comedy garbage”

by johnbartwell09 October 21, 2022

Obstructive comedy apnea

A cessation of breathing for at least 10 seconds due to the hilarity of a joke, character or situation.

When I saw Christa try to stand up on the surf board, I had obstructive comedy apnea.

by Strangelyatthehelms September 2, 2021

Comedy Guardian Warrior

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.

"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025

#Comedy

Orcas

Orcas is #comedy

by SheWhoWorms January 15, 2023