1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.
OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"
"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
by FOADboner July 3, 2009
Get the Wasabi Jerkmug. Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.
Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.
Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.
Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.
by m&jsandwich August 23, 2011
Get the Circular jerkmug. High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.
by TheTwinkleToes April 19, 2016
Get the high jerkmug. Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd
-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.
2. late; absent; missing.
-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.
2. late; absent; missing.
Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."
The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."
The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.
by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 29, 2010
Get the jerking a turdmug. signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch
by weedsterandzach November 12, 2010
Get the jerk punchmug. Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate
by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015
Get the Hot jerkmug. by Hugh has May 28, 2015
Get the beach jerkmug.