turd snot

When you stick your finger in your dogs butthole and then shove it in a friends nostril

Good thing you were here to clean my dogs butthole out with your finger, his glands have really been bothering him! But, Eww...Chris was not prepared when you hit him with the turd snot afterwards!

by JYO42 November 9, 2015

Snot Chunder

The act of covering one nostril, then forcing air out of the other nostril to clear it of snot.

Gary was having trouble breathing, so snot chundered both nostrils to clear his airways.

by Ondo_tracksuit February 12, 2021

snot hock

The act of inhaling to dislodge an amount of phlegm that is then spat out.

Ugh, could you have kept that in, or done it some where else, that was a disgusting snot hock !

by DrMoob September 29, 2020

Meat Snot

Semen

I was sucking Andy off last night, and my mum walked in on us just as I was wiping meat snot off my chin

by Meat Man 666 October 3, 2018

Snot Fuck

When you blow a big snot rocket onto somone else. And all you can say is FUCK!

or the embarassing sneeze in public where snot blows on you and everywhere around you.

" guys can you excuse me i just blew a huge snot fuck"
"oh shit theres a snot fuck coming on"

by Belle Ariel Jasmine James February 14, 2012

Snot Hole

When you stick a rubber up your nose and pull it out of your mouth so it’s all gooey with snot and saliva, then you put it on and fuck a girl with it.

For those Agaisnt using condoms when having sex there is a short cut to this method: simply blow your nose in your hands, rub it on your dick and fuck her with it raw.

Oh man, I met this girl last night and she asked me for a Snot Hole!

by Johnny Martini June 12, 2018

snot fish

gross; disgusting

“Did you eat Jack’s brownies?! They were snot fish!”

by gralex October 27, 2017