Chris

The name of the lead actor in every freaking movie ever
Casting director: What is your name and what role are you auditioning for

Chris: My name is Chris an-
Casting director: Stop right there you got the role
by AYeetedCactus May 18, 2021
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Chris

Chris is someone who likes technology. He is really good with it, so check and recheck your passwords. He likes to play girls against each other so watch out for that too. He is an opportunist.
You know Chris? I had a really bad experience with him so just be careful.
by Retribution2 December 9, 2018
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Chris

Chris is the best brother I had I love him we are brothers forever sometimes we fight for good reasons he is clumpsy as me Chris we love each other but we fight and we both get mad he plays alot sometimes he hits me and I get mad but he says sorry so I bearly get mad at him he is a nice and great and the best brother ever
I love Chris with all my heart and he does to.
by Never kev October 20, 2019
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Chris

Chris a guy who preys on sleeping woman for sexual pleasure
Girl: OMG did you hear that guy “chrised” what’s her face last night
by Garet Jeffers May 5, 2022
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Chris

chris is a person u meet and is really white but most likely they act ghetto.No taste in actually rap music and try to hard to use sum slang words and it’s rlly cringe to hear how he says it. Chris mostly like never got a shape up in his life but then makes fun of other people haircuts and has no clue what he is talking about.So yeah that’s a Chris.
literally nobody:

chris: yooo did u get a haircut.let me see your hairline!!!Bro didn’t even get a shape up, look at this

Me and others: :/ no one cares g

*when chris gets a cut*
no shape up lol
by friendlyhispanic April 11, 2019
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chris ware

A THICK AND BODASHAS HUMAN BEING WITH THE STRENGTH OF AND AMAZING LESBIAN HORSE. THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD!
Chris Ware is the most thickest
by Boah nall February 18, 2018
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Chris and Onya

They are the most wonderful couple in the world, there ship name is Conya. They will forever be in my heart. They are amazing long live Conya, long live Conya, LONG LIVE CONYA, LONG LIVE CONYA!!
Chris: I love you

Onya: i love you more boo
Alex (there best friend): Awe you guys are soooo cute please kiss
Chris: Um oh ok
Onya: ummm ok boo
Chris and Onya kiss behind a bush and live happily ever after
by hahahahafuckensavagealexbitch November 6, 2017
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