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pussy magic

Pussy magic : abstract noun
The magic all women hold between their legs and use to manipulate the world around them with their sexual essence.
Most men do not even know of its existence.

Pussy magic can be emotional, verbal, or physical.
Verbal Pussy magic is when you and a lady have a disagreement, and all of a sudden she says something like " i want you to eat me". She can do this directly or say it through a text message. BUT Now because the male is aroused he has forgotten about said disagreement.

Physical pussy magic is when a lady actually uses her pussy and or lady parts. Example. For years you and your wife have had "good sex". She moans and you think your giving her organisms.

Years later the truth comes out and she can not have an orgasim via penatration and acted them out in her desperation to make your feel like a man and keep you around as her shoulder to lean on.
"Hey john how did Sara become VP of Google?"

" Man, she blew her way through the top of the board of directors; she must know how powerful that pussy magic can be".

" Tom really thinks he wears the pants in his house dosent he?"

" Toms an idiot man, little does he know that his wifes pussy magic is so strong that she has him believing he wears the pants, when actually she wears the pants and has all the car notes and bank accounts in her name."
by King cake February 22, 2015
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Pussy Dodger

A Slang Term For A Homo-sexual Male that Avoids Pussy (Vagina) At All Cost.
You Know He's Gay right, a straight up pussy dodger.

If your girl wants you to beat it up then quit do it stop being a lil' pussy dodger!
by Christian "Lissen" August 27, 2005
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pussy salad

getting mad pussy all at once
Yo, i was at a killer party last night and ate a whole bowl of pussy salad!
by 98569839785978 May 16, 2006
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kiss pussy

The sexual action: a man/woman who love licking another woman's pussy...
see the website:// www.aiwomen.com kiss pussy

and I love kissing asses and pussy for beautiful & Clean woman.
by Sunny1996 September 24, 2006
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cactus pussy

A feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.

"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."

-Brian Hunter
"My penis slipped out and... OWWW! I was chaffed by cactus pussy."
by thrwnhunter October 26, 2009
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pussy fever

A military term for a sailor who's worried about his significant other sleeping around while he's deployed.
"wheres Smith at we just moored up to the pier two minutes ago?"

"He made a b line for the pier to get a calling card and find a pay phone to find out where his old lady is."

"Damn he has a bad case of pussy fever!!!"
by dirty_sailor January 18, 2010
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